partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

moustacheluke:

The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies still
(Empire Magazine)

“Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small, and yet, it is.”

— Cecil Palmer (via celestinevibes) —

Will Graham: Up close and personal

I’M SORRY IS TELLING ME I HAVE BLOW JOB LIPS SUPPOSED TO WOO ME IN SOME WAY?????

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

relationships sound annoying and messy and more trouble than they’re worth and i want one